Class #8: There's a lot of Dog-lovers in this world... thank God I'm not one of them.

Jesus christ, I can't stand them. Dogs are the most annoying species in the animal kingdom, they're gross, annoying and extremely stupid animals. I don't care what people say about them. Either dogs are loyal or friendly or all that overly-sensitive nonsenses that I don't get it and, most important, I don't care.

This is the greatest sign I've ever seen in my life.

The reason of why I'm saying this is because I used to be afraid of dogs. When I was a little kid I was traumatized by one one those when, walking with my parents on the street, a big Douberman come closer to me and barked me. Since that day, I learned to hate them with all my heart and soul.

And the worst part of it, is that my cousins used to have a lot of dogs in their house. All these years I've been forced to live around them, hearing people talking about how cutsy-loyal-friendly dogs are. Give me a break. I just don't understand the appeal. Seriously, how is it possible that people want one one those little monsters lying in their houses?

Although I've overcome my phobia, I still don't want to have them close to me. But, because I'm part of the 1% of the world that despise them, I need to accept it. Good grief.

If you like them, that's fine, more power to you. But I'd rather die in a car accident before donate money to a dog's shelter. Now please, don't overreact and tell me that I'm a heartless bastard because I don't like dogs. I've spent my entire life ttrying to avoiud them and yet they're constantly appearing in every place I go.

Over and out.