The perks of being Jewish: you’re being associated with business savvy, you’re being able to make fun of yourself, and you belong to the chosen people.

You know, I’m not a Jew but I’m not an anti-Semitic idiot like most trolls on the internet either. I don’t think the situation between the three most prominent religions in the world its okay. But I am just wondering: what’s the big deal with Jews? Jesus, some people take this issue with these people way too far.

I mean, when people talk about Jews it’s always the same two sides, it’s Jews are the scum of the Earth, or it’s Jews are the chosen people and therefore the need to be protected by the holiness of the always beloved political correctness, where the hell it’s the middle ground to this?

It is because it’s one of the first (if not THE first) monotheist religion that came up? It is because they talk about of being the chosen people? It is because they killed Jesus Christ even though a lot of people got killed that way during that time period?

Wow, even kids movies aren't saved from the Jewish Stereotyping

All the reasons to hate Jews are so confusing and contradictory that people seems to hate just for the sake of hating someone. And I’m not against rip on people for comedic effect and stuff, but some people take the “hate the chosen people” way too seriously. Jews aren’t greedy, evil, of manipulate, Jews are just people with delusions of grandeur, just like every religion in this planet.

If you research a little bit of Jewish history, the reason of why they didn’t accept J.C as their lord and savior it’s because: a) he did not fulfilled the prophecies in the bible, b) the Christian theology contradicts some of the estates in the Torah, and c) the revelation of a prophet is based in national pride, that it means that the TRUE messiah of the chosen people will be a pure-blood Jew who will raise in the holy land of Israel.

Yes, maybe Jesus could turn water into wine, walk above water and multiply bread and fishes, but he did not built the third temple of Jerusalem, he did not reunite the people on Israel and because he talked about the idea of God divided in three entities (the father, the son and the holy spirit), his story contradicts the vision of an incorporeal divinity that God represents.

And people then say thae Jews are the bad guys, Jesus Christ give me a break

The messiah, according to Judaism will became from human parents, not a Virgin impregnated by God himself, yes, the Jewish beliefs are very elitist and self-centered, but they also have a more optimistic vision about material world, they doesn’t talk about the material world as something that is need to be avoided like the Muslims and Christians.

They use their human intelligence and cleverness to rise in every place that they installed, the only reason that people say they’re greedy it’s because they know how to approach the things that God gave to them in earth instead of… you know, talk about damnation, sin and redemption of our souls through prays and confessions. Jews has their own morals, but that doesn’t mean they think of suffer and pain all the time. They’re not greedy, just self centered and intelligent.

And in top of that, they don’t talk about a relation with God through intermediaries, and Jesus, being the “son of God” it’s blasphemy to them. And again, they take the blood heritage thing very seriously, because according to their religion, the prophet descends directly from the David King bloodline, from the father side. And at last but not least, the whole reason Christians establish that Jesus is the chosen one is for some misinterpretations in the Old Testament,  in Hebrew the words “soul” and “virgin” are very similar, so when Christianity talks about a virgin that gave birth, Judaism refers to a soul gave birth.

Judaism doesn’t talk about miracles, it talks about revelations, and they think that Israel is the place where the savior is going to rise, so even if you’re Christian, you need to understand why Jews doesn’t believe in Jesus Christ, not hating them because they don’t have your same viewpoints.

And the other thing that I don’t get about this debate is when people talk about Jews as a race. Apparently some folk’s years ago labeled Jewish people as a race with common characteristics instead of beliefs. And that’s just strange, considering that Semitism is referred to people who talk Semitic languages, and that include Muslims as well.

Even if the assume that Jews are a race, they need to consider this: The messiah of the Christianity is, in fact, a Jew. So that does it mean that without Judaism, there’s no Christ, and also that implies that, ethnically, all Christians are Jews, but wait, Christians are not labeled as a race like the Jews, they’re just a religion, so this whole race thing it’s just as contradictory and nonsensical as most of the stuff written in the Bible.

Is there evil Jewish people? Of course, the same way they’re evil Muslims, evil Christians, evil atheists and overall evilness in every group of people that want to control their peers with intolerance and bigotry. The mankind is evil, the things that we say against groups of other people it’s just a way to create scapegoats to feel better about ourselves.

The Truth is, that no matter how hard we try, there’s always a chance to became greedy power-hungry monsters like the Zionists that, by the way, are not evil because they’re Jewish, they’re evil because they’re human beings with power and a big friend called “political correctness” who can help them to hide from legitimate criticism through the old “blame the Jews” excuse.

They came, they're bad and they will own Jew kid...

So, the next time someone tell you that Jews are evil (the news, your racist friends or whatever) just remember: every person has a Jew inside their souls. If Jews are greedy, manipulative, war instigators and self-center elitist douche bags, so that means that the whole mankind is Jewish. So, with that said, it’s better to start to hate ourselves as human beings as well. Good luck you rats.

I hope Jew don’t mind the puns but, I’ve got to Goy, I been shtick around the computer for way too long and if I don’t oy vey my doctor about schlep a little bit, I’m going to kittel myself one of these days, so shalom guys, what yutzi is what jew got.