The Worst Movie I’ve ever seen, Period.

*Warning: Explicit Language

What could you say about Mel Gibson? Well, a lot of things. He can be a brilliant actor, an iconic figure from Hollywood, a controversial person and even can make a decent film once in a while. But, if you look back and analyze the worst things that has ever done in his life, there is one thing that define the figure of Gibson from a respectable figure to a miserable creep who deserves to be beheaded… a movie: The Passion of the Christ (insert dramatic music here)

I just expect that Mel Gigson will go to hell after this...

Oh my god, this movie is the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen… I’m dead serious. This “movie” is one of the most puerile, vulgar, tasteless, profane, mean-spirited, offensive and just plain disgusting film that I ever watched… and I saw Bad Teacher, Son of the Mask and Foodfight for crying out loud. And being that 10 years have passed since his theatrical release, I think it’s time to rip on it and give this movie the proper punishment that deserves.

I mean, I’m not even Christian and I just hated every fucking minute of this atrocity. Watching this damn thing, it’s just uncomfortable… and maybe you could argue that the point of the film is making you feel the same amount of pain that Jesus suffered when he was crucified, but when I watch a movie, and especially when is about one of the greatest stories ever told and about one of the most iconic characters in the history of mankind, I expect a little bit of charm and empathy… not this shitfest of morbidity made by a religious fucktard who apparently not only loves Christ, but also wants to have sex with him.

But why I despise this move so much? You could find the answer in the very beginning of the movie… We start the film with Jesus being arrested while he was praying in the Garden of Gethsemane… that’s right, instead of showing him interacting with his apostles, Mary Magdalene or his own mother (who only appeared in very brief cameos) Gibson shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: “Who really cares?, I just want to get to the torture scenes because that’s the only thing about Christianity that really matters” lazy jackass.

We get through the scenes where Peter denies knowing Jesus, Judas committing suicide in repentance and all the things you already read in the Bible. But the main problem with these scenes, apart from the god awful acting of all the actors, it’s the lack of empathy that the movie has for them. We know absolutely nothing about them, there’s NO character development at all.

 And maybe you could argue that because the history of Jesus is so big and known to a lot of people, but… again, it’s a movie… and that equals entertainment… the idea is sympathized with the characters… and yes, there’s plenty of people in the world that don’t know the story of Jesus Christ… if a non-follower watch this film without knowing the source material… that person probably would convert to Judaism, Islam or Buddhism.

But none of these things would bother me that much if at least the technical aspect was tolerable. But no, the angles, the shots and the overall cinematography sucks really bad, and I mean BAD. This looks like S&M porn with budget. The way that Gibson directs the scenes it’s so cheap and clumsy that looks like if Michael fucking Bay had directed it.

And that doesn’t even touch the explicit violence in this film. I mean, look… I’m not one of those overly sensitive people who vomit when watch some blood (in fact, one of my favorite TV shows of all time is Game of Thrones), but the way the torture him it’s just unbearable. There’s too much cruelty with no rhyme or reason. And yes, I know that all this things happened to him, but in this movie it seems like the main point of the story to describe us every single minute of a man getting tortured and that’s NOT the most important thing in religion.

Sacrifice and devotion works because we believe in something, we sympathized with something, we mold our life teaching with that. So Gibson missed the whole point focusing on the torture.

The moral lessons of the Bible are secondary because the lack of screen time of the other characters (like I said, the scenes when Jesus interact with them are so short that you wouldn´t even notice them) and apparently, there’s a lot of historical facts that this piece of crap overlooked. Like the Roman Guardians that arrested Jesus in Gethsemane, but they never beat him. That is just a cheap excuse to watch more gratuitous violence. But don’t worry, there’s more unjustified cruelty coming, so don’t leave the theater yet.

And at last but not least: the anti-Semitism issue. Yes, it’s true that there were a lot of Jewish priests that wanted to punish Jesus Christ for his allegations of being the son of God. But Mel “Hitler-lover” Gibson portrayed them in the most cartoonish, stereotypical and unlikeable way so every viewer of this film gets brainwashed with anti-Semitic views. News Flash Gibson: Jews are NOT evil. There’s no such thing as the greedy Jew, or the Muslim terrorist or the annoying Jehovah’s witnesses… all of them are retarded stereotypes created by scumbags like you. Evil exists on everybody, that’s why we created religion, to straighten our lives you crazy fuck.

People… this movie is THE worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life… no talent, no effort, no charm… just pain, horrible, HORRIBLE pain. And if you got the terrible luck to find this god awful dicksauce of a movie on your TV one of these days: KILL YOUR TV WITH FIRE and you will be saved from the traumatizing experience of watch “The passion of the Christ” Take care and Happy Easter everybody.